Spoof Text Construction Workers Lunch

Saturday, May 18th, 2013 at 2:29 pm

The following is the example of Spoof Text.

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Construction Workers Lunch

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says “Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!” The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says “Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!” The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says” Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!”

So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying “I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me.” And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn’t sad about her husbands death, the blonde replies “Don’t look at me, he packs his own lunch.”

Taken from: http://www.thejokeyard.com